Greg Owens is a stand-up comedian who proves that life gets funnier after 50. Based in Rochester, NY (by way of Philadelphia), Greg brings a sharp wit and a seasoned perspective to the absurd realities of marriage, parenting, and post-retirement reinvention. A father of four and a corporate world escapee, he’s the rare comic who’s lived enough life to know better—and still screws it up anyway.

His style is self-deprecating, honest, and endlessly relatable, with material drawn from suburban dad life, marital miscommunications, and the quiet desperation of free time gone wrong. Whether he’s ranting about home improvement projects or celebrating the joy of a perfectly spread mulch bed, Greg has a knack for turning the mundane into the hilarious.

Greg has opened for national headliners, including Jay Mohr, Christopher Titus, Jimmy Shubert, and Craig Conant, as well as headlining clubs and private events throughout the northeast. If you're looking for a comic who speaks to grownups without being boring—or bitter—Greg Owens delivers smart comedy with heart, edge, and a knowing smile.