Winner of Syracuse FunnyBone Clash of Comics

Don't miss my first ever youtube special, "Submarine Dad", premiering November 7th!

                     He's been called the anti-dad. but, somehow, he got 4 children raised into adulthood. HE followed one simple axiom: 'they'll probably figure it out on thier own.'
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME LAUGH YOU BALD BITCH"
- TROLL
Burbank Comedy Fest

TIME TO GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER...

Greg Owens is a Philadelphia transplant who moved to Western New York to raise his family.  He has been entertaining audiences with his twisted takes on suburban life, teenagers and middle age ever since.

Greg has opened for Bobby Collins, Kevin Pollack, Bobby Slayton,
Jimmy Shubert, Rich Vos, Craig Conant, Jay Mohr, and many others.
                                                                       MID-Life Crisis? Please! I was trying to get 4 kids through college, I had a wife that got rid of money like her purse was on fire. All the reasons I should have been having a mid-life crisis is exactly why I couldn't afford to have a mid-life crisis
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Being retired is one of the hardest things I have ever done. Do you have any idea how stressful it is to wake up and wonder how you are going to waste the day today?

The O Quits His Day Job podcast is not dead. It is merely on hold pending contract negotiations. You see when you have 14 subscribers you can start commanding the big bucks. That's a joke people. Come on... COMEDY! Seriously though, it will be back. Be sure to follow me on Instagram and Facebook @gregowenscomedy for details on my upcoming shows and also follow along right here.

Don't forget, I am available for private or corporate affairs. This includes rec centers, nursing homes, trailer parks, DPW's, fox holes, wherever (times are tough). Drop me an e-mail via the below link at lets have some fun.

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